A pastel robot cradle with a circular screen showing Heonae

Goodbye,keyboard.I'll miss ya,mouse.I'm upload eloping withHeonae

Paphos Peach is developing gynoids and afterlife support technologies so you can live mildly dissatisfied ever after. Get the rundown on the peachy new hedonic treadmill and upcycle your own scary skeleton into an heirloom spacefarer robot! ☠️🍑 Arggg!

Biostasis buys prolonged impotence today. Across the axon, revival's a ragless hag under the bazaar and you're her frog-kiss experiment. Make her a robot princess with a baby unicorn company or you'll stay a frog-level model.

Heonae’s cookin' a mortal slice of falsifiable paradise you can beta test before bed: polymath gynoids, Monty Python interjections, and new-light love so abun—‘Couldn’t tell it from the erg, meself.’

Will you revive me for free?

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In the future, our gynoids will not revive brains who don't tingle our hull telemetry with the big O(nlogn) stardollar endowment.

You and Page himself'll be stuck waiting in the vat entourage, dewar museum, magnetic tape, 750mb spermbank, glass prism, freezer, DMV… whatever what's remaining of you is in. Or, worse! You might actually get revived, for free, into an OpenAI Roblox server: and made into the ad-tattooed ragdoll of boys and girls in Natural Disaster Survival 2… forever!

How much do/will you charge to upload a brain to a computer?

We at Paphos Peach think it's eminently reasonable to charge the same cost as your brain preservation on the day you died; and then enact the procedure at a variable time in the future depending on the unpredictable future of upload cost reduction and your personal microendowment's history.

While your fund for preservation takes a massive hit (perhaps like you?) on first response, and then the principle is drawn down to keep you cold and safe: your investment for revival will grow relatively unhindered, and ultimately be deployed on microtome processing, computational modeling, memory storage, and a new gaming computer!

We offer direct investment in Paphos Peach to our customers since we believe it is logical for our revival patients to both invest in and to profit from instrumental cost reduction tooling deployed broadly in the economy on the trajectory to upload.

Paphos Peach is focused on open source embodied reading comprehension algorithms. We make robot benchmarks for gynoids that read books and then do things more complex and high-value than chores, at first in-silico, and then in reality.

We'll match Sparks. So, that's $50,000 at time of death for a brain upload to virtual reality, and $100,000 if you want your body back as a high-tech robot.

We anticipate the cost at time of first uploads to be one billion dollars. If you start your revival endowment with $50k, then you could very well expect to afford a sustainable revival with our organization 130 years from that date. And if you stay 10 more years under, you could walk out a billionaire! But, by then, everybody will be a billionaire or dead.

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